hannahology:

I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE

OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT

THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR

IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION

are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious

vanehwasreal:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

vanehwasreal:

i mean what

what the fuck

gustav no

stop it

gustav please

yOU MADE MY POST BETTER

rats-in-the-walls:

Ed physics are the best physics.

aronamik:

daughterofmulan:

Our teacher didn’t come to class today so we spent the first twenty minutes doing a seance to call the ghost of Steve Jobs.

Our offering was a bagel and all of our Apple products and we made a pentagram out of people’s laptops.

I thought that was a white girl prayer circle

Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films

thefuckingimpala:

wormstachian:

imagine if jensen ackles curled his eyelashes and put mascara on

nialls-mo-fo:

funnybro:

ed sheeran

ed sheewalked

ed sheetrotted

ed sheesprinted

ed sheejoggedmoderatelyfast

ed sheeaccidentlykilledeverybodyintheworldwiththevoiceofanangel

imthespiritofjazz:

shutupmerlin:

#fuck this fucking photoset

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter